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2004-08-23T07:27:00.000-07:00

JOSEPH LIM!
hahahs.
finally u'r blogging..mm.

how's this layout?
cooler eh.roars
alright takecare loads larh..

xoxo.
jas

2004-08-21T08:03:00.000-07:00

hello im back. guess whos back man! ME!!! ok thats lame.
fuck.
aiyo im not quite sure how to blog now. havent blog for 2 months.
yaaa my fencing is shitty. everything sucks. i suck.
ok had english orals this week. was ok very good went very well.
best i ever had in my life.
ohya i found a way to get a headache immediately.
1) take a maths
2) try to do questions on relative velocity
3) tada! headache!
ok i feel so lazy

2004-08-20T20:49:00.000-07:00

hey

joe!how this blog..
i don't know what to do leh.hahahs..be back soon please!
and reply ur tags at least!

(:
xoxo
jas.

2004-06-28T21:26:00.000-07:00

joseph is a lazy blogger, fencer and mugger
LOL. no la. my mother took away my keyboard and mouse.
u17s sucks like shit la.
hahaha i fenced like shit.
worse than shit.
ahh lets not talk abt u17s.
shall juz continue training.

1.I cant come online anymore.
2.No more msn till 19th of november.
3.No more online games till 19th of november.
4.No more p*** till then( wait i dun surf..)
5.Maximum 2 trainings a week -.-"
6.I cant go out anytime i want
7.No more skipping classes.

1.I'll do well in my exams.
2.I'll get into the jc i want.
3.Its for my own good.
4.My mom doesnt nag anymore.
5.I can have a 100% attendance *finally*
6.I can save more money.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

i feel like slapping my sister everytime she uses the comp.
she think im so stupid.
everytime i walk by she cancels msn chats.
stupid i can see the fucking msn icon at the bottom bitch.
shes juz a fucking bitch.
acts good only
wad a fucking bitch sister i have.
maybe im just jealous but i cant stand it.
fuck fuck fuck.

ok at least aaron kwan is back in singapore.
i can use him as a spare tyre.
like like hmm theres nothing to do so..*picks up the phone and talk cock with him*
ok i'm feeling a little lazy.
bye

2004-06-21T02:59:00.000-07:00

finally i updated this stupid blog. AHHHH UNDER 17s IN 5 DAYS TIME!!!!!!!! HOW HOW HOW TELL ME HOW? lets see. only left tuesdays wednesdays thursdays and friday to train!!!
die la like that..lets see. theres -----, ------, -------, -------, ------, --------, ---------, -------, ---------, -------, -------- so many pro fencers. how how how?

2004-06-09T21:27:00.000-07:00

hello(:
currently in anthony's house now.
stayed the night after training last night.
wahahahha! no ones at home! leaving the 2 of us.
im not gay
anthony drove his dads' car out and back in.
wah it was so fun.
playing with the headlights and the accelarater.
it went VROOOOM! on parking mode.
heh! after that watched a movie. its not blue.
then slept at arnd 3+. deadtired.
stupid la cant even bathe properly.
he wanted to off the toilet lights while i was inside.
luckily i bathed super fast.
ok gonna eat some pizza now.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2004-06-08T21:44:00.000-07:00

sighhh lets see its been more than a week since i last posted. okayyy i'll post now. seriously im getting sick of blogging:S but nvm. ermerm gonna go from training later at 6. gonna leave at 3:30. im sick of being cooped up at home.

ps: i hate ps.

2004-06-08T19:37:00.000-07:00

boo.
invader jas strikes again.
(:

2004-05-31T00:58:00.000-07:00

im back from fsi.
its so fun.
very fun.
very very fun.
we got thrashed by the singapore team upside down.
and they too got thrashed by the russians upside down.
its so fun fencing in nus.
hope fs changes clementi into nus.

2004-05-25T05:25:00.000-07:00

lalala going to fm soon. juz to collect some stuff.
i am so so so so so excited at fsi.
haha but i dread the team event.
im gonna get raped and thrashed man..

oh ya.
keep that forked tongue of yours inside your mouth.
u sly shit sucker.
if u find me troublesome take a look at yourself.
ure find that ure the real piece of shit.
made of shit.
full of shit.
plainly shit.
only shit.
i cant imagine someone who badmouth people all day long.
u mean u enjoy it so much?
u like doing it so much?
ever considered the feelings of others?
do u only care about yourself?
arse.

2004-05-23T03:01:00.000-07:00

wahhhhhhhh
im so tired like fuck
that fencing bag is so soso dam big and heavy
stupid shit got to carry it down on wednesday.
alone somemore.
ahhhhh
ihui better buy me a drink haha and matt too.
stupid equipment check.
why cant they have it on the day itself
stupid fs.
stupid shits.
stupid luan luan owe her a stupid drink
its so stupid.

2004-05-19T07:43:00.000-07:00

its been kinda long but not that long since i last posted.
oh yea.
i promised myself this.
if the shoes i get is in bad condition.
like worn out here
marks there
scratch marks
dirty marks
i am gonna take the shoes.
throw it on the floor.
and walk off.
yea. that fucker shld know what to do.
if not.
i'll blow this matter up.
seriously, dun play with me. fuckers.

erh, so tiring today.
training was tiring.
bus ride was exhausting.
juz so tiring.
everything is so tiring.

2004-05-17T07:03:00.000-07:00

eh jiaren help me collect my shoes.
check condition for me k?
i dun wan my shoes in BAD HANDS.
REALLY BAD HANDS.
plsplsplsplspls
thanks bro.
oya, if the condition is bad, give it to me.
gonna blow this matter up man yeayeayea!
FUCK U ALL FUCKING CHOPERS

2004-05-14T03:29:00.000-07:00

todays bus ride was so entertaining man. and amusing too.
there was these 2 rgs girls sitting in front.
let girl be x and the other be y.
*x stares a y*
y:whats wrong?
*x rolls her eyes*
y:huh?
x:blahblahblabh (din catch this part)
X:stupid dunno dunno what from 6-8 y cant they make it at 7-9
x:dun even have time to eat and u keep rushing me
y:sorry la
x:that ms (?) was blahblah say she prefered to teach valerie right in front of us
x:and there was 7 of us somemore lor
x:she even laugh at us
x:me and slyvan*i think* were like yayayayayaya
x:fuck her
y:*said something*

my god. x was like so bitchy hahahaaha well at least it kept me amused.

2004-05-12T07:46:00.000-07:00

heyhey its so long since i post.
erh juz feeling lazy.
ok this is going to be a long long long long post.
gonna write loads of nonsense.
not exactly nonsense but ya.
erm.
fuck the cjc chope brothers.
bunch of mother fucking cock sucking jerks.
DUN BUY STUFF FROM THEM!
*chope brothers if u read this then good for u cos i really wanna say a big FUCK YOU*
everything u said was a fucking lie.
lies lies more lies and lies.
fuck u seriously.
hope u read this.
yea.

ohoh fm is getting so boring boring boring
no one goes to fm
well no one i can talk to freely
juz got my mp3 player.
yea. so nice so orange.
but its not that nice la.

ok my hand is getting kinda tired.
i'll fuck off for now.

2004-05-06T19:13:00.000-07:00

its been again such a long time since i last posted.
been mugging quite alot lately.
yea. fuck it.
erh nothing much to write im lazy to type.
bahhh training at 11.
so gotta run now.

2004-05-03T08:30:00.000-07:00

invader jas:

hello joe.
been long since i invaded ur blog eh.

takecare alright.
(:

goodbye.

2004-04-30T04:12:00.000-07:00

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
We'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you I miss you)
(I miss you I miss you)

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (miss you miss you)

Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)

2004-04-30T03:59:00.000-07:00

yes.its been a long time since i blogged.
ahhh this gonna be a long long post.
monday was great cos i ponned the whole day.
tuesday was a fucked up day cos of the change in my english teacher.
wednesday was an okaye day.
thursday was another good day cos no amath. teacher sick:)
friday which is today is an okaye day too.
hopefully saturday and sunday will be good days.

feeling kinda lazy now.
theres no fm.
trainings are lesser.
everyone's having exams.
everyone's so busy.
except me.
yes.
me.
only me.

2004-04-25T04:23:00.000-07:00

siggh its another hot day.
yes everyday's a hot day.
today was especially hot.

"Daddy where are we going for lunch today?
"yum cha lor"
"YES!"
me:FUCK!
so hot still wanna go chinatown. :/
somemore so hard to find a parking lot.
sheesh walked so far juz to eat yum cha...
wtf man. :|

had a boring afternoon.
yea.
slogging on amath and stuff.

okaye.
gotta go. byeeeeeeeee

2004-04-23T04:03:00.000-07:00

BORING
cos FM's not open tonite *sigghhs*

went to fareast after math.
juz walked and walked.
met nick and sid.
went to pacific plaza to get nick's bag.
crumpler slingies are better than quiksilver slingies!
went for prac lesson.
the bunsen burner was especially strong today. : |
oh had lotsa of fun in prac class.
throw calcium carbonate into the bottle of HCL and cap it.
*POP! goes the weasel* LOLS
the cap flew up up and away into the air!
boy. how fun it was.

dreading the night away...

2004-04-20T21:48:00.000-07:00

today was a good day.
much better than yesterday.

had one period of science.
the math teacher was sick so classes ended for the day.
went to walk around town with nic.
nic really loves sports cars.
stopped at the cine carpark to check out a sports car. -.-"
walked to fareast.
wao i saw this shop selling swords and daggers.
gonna buy the short sword. lols. the one that frodo used.
soon.

okies.training at 5. gotta run.
shall go.

2004-04-20T09:04:00.000-07:00

FUCK MSN! ALWAYS ASKING ME TO UPDATE!
fuck update still cant work.
fuck fuck fuck.
fuck the msn company.
fuck the guy who runs it.
getting so fucking pissed at 12 midnight.
FUCK!

2004-04-19T02:29:00.000-07:00

ITS STILL SO FUCKING HOT!
mr sun would you please go away?

today was okay.
arrived at chinese class late at 11:10.
the teacher didnt give a fucking damn.
hotcakes!
yesyes, i ate hotcakes today.
amazingly they still sell it at 11:50.
cut them, put some butter, soak them into the syrup and put it into your mouth *mmmmmmmmmmmm*

had science after that.
followed by a maths.
ahhh crappy subject.
teacher doesnt even give a fucking damn whether u pay attention or not.
its good in a way.
and bad in a way.
ahhh juz gotta practise more questions.

:] bye

2004-04-18T01:13:00.000-07:00

fuck the cockroach in my room.
haha.
used windex to kill it.
it works la.
the cockroach stopped moving after 15mins.

juz came back from fm.
so tiring but fun thou.
ahhhh.i guess in life,
u win some and lose some.
yeaps!

bye~

2004-04-17T03:20:00.000-07:00

back from orchard..
bought my grip.
yes its nice.
its blue.
its thick.
its soft.
its just for me.
dun buy icecream cones from the mac outside lido.
it comes melted.
must be the fucking hot sun singapore has.
or rather the world has.
fuck the sun again.

2004-04-16T20:39:00.000-07:00

bahhhhhh
grumpy saturday morning.
watched powerpuff. LOLS =P
gonna get some nice white colour grip later.
the old grip is worned off.
so ugly and slippery.
gonna go down to sji.
yes.
MANIAC: return me the fucking 40 bucks
Nazir: my shoes still in china?
Jiaren: dun spoil my wire.
o ya...215 bucks pls. :/

god..i feel like a loanshark.

2004-04-16T04:47:00.000-07:00

arhss!
singapore is so fucking hot. its hot hot hot.
its juz simply hot. fuck the sun. gonna throw ice on to it.

ahhh a short short day today.
1 period of math and thats it.
met matt.
hey it ryhmes.
yea..went to eat lunch.
walk walk.
and walk.
slurps.

bahhh had a super long nap.
from 4 to like 7+.
fuck i am a pig.

2004-04-13T22:07:00.000-07:00

had another fun day in school.
yaaa.
missed 45 mins of math today.
slacking in macs beats sitting in class listening to her rambling on and on.
the teacher got so pissed.
came down and brought us up.
hahaha.
sigggh~
gonna go training later.
meeting ant first.
well...

left.

2004-04-12T21:36:00.000-07:00

had a fun day in school today.
yeap.
kinda fun during pc.

had my breakfast during english lesson today.
a sausage macmuffin meal.
the hashbrowns were kinda crispy today?
perhaps i din realise it was that crispy last time.
feeling so lame :/

sighhh~
jj, can u stop pestering me?!? please?
leave me alone can?
i feeeel so wierd talking to u?=S

right.